Vroom VRRooOOMmmm!

F1 BABY! ohkay, so i havent blogged for v v v long cos i couldnt find the time/excitment. So much for updating REGULARLY la. ok so lets see. where do i start.

F1! F1! F1!

WAS DAMN SHITTY LA. PLEASE, UNLESS U GET YOUR TICKETS FREE, never ever go for the fucking race. Its so bloody boring, you might just die. like when i was there on the first day with wanti, we were like -omg damn exciting-, WHEN YOU ARE OUTSIDE LISTENING TO THE CARS DRIVE PAST AND LAUGHING AT PEOPLE WHO DIDNT HAVE TICKETS. But its damn stupid la. it was v fucking the balls HOT. i almost melted la. :D ohkay, so we went in and couldnt find our seats and WENT IN THE WRONG DIRECTION la. we went OVER THE BRIDGE, and to the water front to find tt our seats where on the other side of the bloody place la. But what to do, my tickets were free. haha. AND when we finally got there, we totally CULDNT GET PICTURES COS THE CARS WERE TOO FAST. :D damn funny. so we took turns trying to get shots. Oh ran into lynns dad and bro too. too bad she wasnt there, she'd totally make up for the lack of chics at the race :D. ok so wanti and i sat/tried to get a picture/ate frizzy fish for 30mins and decided to go for dinner. SHES DAMN ANNOYING LA. she cannot make decisions and gets pissy at people who gives her choyces. WTF RIGHT. BUT WAIT, getting out of the race place was the most messed up thing ever la. like no one wanted to move cos they wanted to get pictures. DAMN DAMN ANNOYING. I mean like -whywontujustbuyseatsticketssoucansitdownandgetpicturesandnotjamthefuckingplaceupwithyourselfishness- and spoil the fun for everyone else la. so after much squeezing and 4 big ang moh men(thank u so much guys) who literally fought a way through for us, we MADE IT TO DINNER. so had dinner and decided not to go back into the race place so we headed to town to drink. wanti cannot drink la. 3 GLASSES of long islnds and she was REDDDD. oh wells, so did really random stuff (singing,cards) and decided that we had enough and headed off. she went home and i went to becks party.

WALAU BECCA needs to start getting new friends la. Shit la, the place was like AH BENG central. the guys were SHUFFLING, wtf, and the girls were CHEERING. it was LIKE dance off chinese style. but the drinks were good (of course, i provided them) :D and generally, it was fun la. SO MUCH JUNK FOOD AND DRINKS, I SEWAR IVE PUT ON WEIGHT. ARGH. i hope jordans ohkay. he totally got freaked out when becks siad no. hahaha. man, i told u it'd turn out fine! OH OH also found out that marc and kev can make NOODLES come out for their NOSE AT WILL and pam can chug beer better than me. U'RE THE MAN LA pam. haha. it was damn funny watching ivan and brandon grind each other s0 hard that the chair broke. Met up with dawn, jaq, li, dan, bert, kren, queens and alot more there and talked ALOT before having breakfast and helping to clean up the next day. LOVE Y'ALL! (and no carm, i will not get a nipple ring, damn pain)

so attended daddys dinner with his clients on sunday with xi(i tell u, the old men were staring at u la) and was completely bored out of our skulls. so we kept going in and out of the room to avoid conversations with the pple there and went back in just to fill our glasses. the track side was so noisy that out drink glasses fell off the railing la. and we had to wear ear plug and looked v strange, for u,Im really sorry baby, i didnt know.

well, i figured id make this a long long post. So i met up with stacy too, i havent seen u for 957743347971987 years yo! haha. u look fucking ano and skinny. i hope u are studying as we speak cos ill disown u if u dont make it to a uni or something in future. so we hung out at starbucks, talked, studied. looked around for cameras, bought GIANT lollipops, cool wii sweet dispensers whicheveryonewantstosteal, and generally had fun. And i totally sent her home la. WALAU. i havent done that for anyone in a long time. felt strange, but good too. And yes, i do love u to bits but please study more and sims less. oh met up with dawn too, thanks for the tattoo babe!  

ill upload picture when i have the time, but its only a few. the rest are gone cos someone stole my camera. fucking asshole. please let me find you so i can get a picture of u with my fist in your nuts. zouk needs tighter security la. fuck. more soon. :)

Life is sucha bitch, i don't have my leash.

Where do i start.

Lets see, have you ever been out there somewhere, doing your thing and then all of a sudden, out of god knows bloody where, some shit just hits you right smack in the face. Its not a fucking epiphany dudes, its like a random feeling that fills the shit out of you and u just can't help it. Like it totally makes you wonder why yr alive and what yr meant to do with the rest of your life while you have to live it.

ohkay, so i was sitting there, in daddys office (he gave me a desk job) playing FM08 and Pam was on the line with me. So i look around and i realised that everyone around me was fucking into their job. I mean like they WERE so into their shit that they looked lke they would die if they took a break. Then i said Johnthn, a.k.a Mr Tham like "man, u guys have to chill" and he goes, "some of us have families to feed" . God, that fucking hurts.

i totally hung up on Pam, (i'm sorry) and ACTUALLY thought about what i'Ve been doing all my life, besides doing my usual stuff. GOD, IVE DONE NOTHING WITH MY LIFE. Well Hannah says im spoilt, and i don't know if i should have agreed, so naturally i disagreed :D. Don't judge me you shits, you'd have done the same thing. haha. But when i think about it, maybe im that bit much more privileged than the other people around me. So maybe god did bless me with whatever i have. (sucks to be you). i didnt mean that. Anyway, i love gOD. :)  No, but seriously, i think its time for a CHANGE.

 First ENTRY YO! :D

ok, so who said you'd have to be gay to blog? (Gab did, u bitch, don't judge me). Alright, down to business. Prince.ss.Gary was born by Jane and Gary, and thus, we'll call him Jary. He was delivered on the 3rd of Sept 2008 and shall grow up to be tall and handsomer than Jane and prettier than Gary. He will be borught up in the world of tang yuans and will be trained to be a loyal and brave tangyuanian as the Prince of tyl (tang tuan land).  

SO, family aside, life is the shit la.

Theres so much to get done, but so little time, and if you think about it, im wasting time now! No, wait, i love blogging or erm...xangaing. pfft. Lets make a start. Starting Friday. Gots ups ats 9.30s tos gos fors trainings. Like omg, i couldn't even open my bloody eyes to wear my lenses and poked my eye balls around when i did. Thus, da spectacles. (now you know i dont wear em to look clever Mark) So, Princess was late, like he usually is and had to do cleaning of eqpt alone after training. Now, the important part. To Don: im sorry mate, i didn't mean to dive at you so hard and to break your leg. What i broke this has no direct connection to the other part of you which i also broke last time. nor does it have anything to do with the fact that you are dating my ex.u slut face. Thus, im sorry.

ohkay, so scoots off to Mt. Ava to visit Don before rushing home to collect my stuff to meet wanti. The stupid half malay girl (i didn't mean that) rushed me so bad i almost got knocked down by a cab while trying to stop it. and no, i did not make it by 920. i made it at 930! :D see thats te trick, always under report to get yourself outta shit. IM SORRY TOO WANTI THAT YOU HAD TO WAIT FOR THE WONDERFUL ME. I KNOW YOU ENJOYED IT! :D HAHAHAHA. ok no seriously, im sorry and i wish it'll never happen again.

Cabbed down to tbp (tiong bah plaza) and met her. OMG let me tell u, never anger wanti. When shes angry, walau, the world will end man. She wanted sashimi, and Sakae refused cos it was 930. i don't know how, but she managed to unangry herself enough for us to fulfill our long term ambition of ty-ing. Naturally, we bought too much food and ordered pizza and went to her place to get shit done. (u still look more like aunty cept the nose yo). WE HAVEN'T CARD GAMED! so moving on, we ate, then ate, and then ate summore, before MLB-ing and eating summore. she was damn weak, so we decided to give up at 230 and go get a drink. Please don't ever buy alcohol thats 8% Ever. its so weak, its like drinking fruit juice with medicated oil. :X so walked around some and finally decided to go home to sleep before we embarrassed ourselves by going into zouk in shortsss and slippersss. AMANDA REFUSED TO DRIVE ME HOME. U BITCH. U WERE LIKE 100m AWAY FROM ME SOMEWHERE IN ZOUK AND U REFUSED TO COME OUT EARLY. YOU ARE BANNED FROM ALL OUR WII PARTYS. SOD OFF!

TO MAKE THINGS WORSE, WHEN I GOT HOME, LAYA BARRED THE DOOR. WTF. AND I CALLED THE HOUSE/HER HANDPHONE AND SHE DIDNT ANSWER. KNN. so i hung around in the garden before going to Jans. Thank god for you. So slept blah blah blah and when home at 2. well thats that, more next time! :)

you looked so gross, i was impressed :D remember- yr doing all of us a favour with those hands :)

Yellow! :D PrincessGary, I am. Pizza, I am eating. Study, Let's!